21 Valentine’s Gifts They’ll Actually Want To Receive

Oh, you bought $70 worth of already-wilting vegetation? Thanks.

01. Rubber wine glasses for bath/poolside lounging.

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Available here.

02. A watch that tells the damn truth.

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So much better than a bajillion dollar Rolex or whatever. Get it here.

03. A bust of Ron Swanson.

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So much better than a boring old desk photo of like, you.

04. A light-up spatula for romantic midnight grilling.

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Get it here.

05. A T-shirt that celebrates the important things in life.

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Get it here.

06. Lego heart necklaces.

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07. This deeply moving card.

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Available here.

08. Or this one.

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Available here.

09. Or this one.

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Get it here and send me one too plz.

10. A set of scalp massagers.

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For when you’re together and apart.

11. A sleep mask that says it all.

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For mornings when one of you has to wake up way earlier than the other.

12. Painting lessons from Bob Ross.

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Get it here.

13. A pajama-warmer.

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For maximized cuddling.

14. The most heartwarming necklace the world has ever seen.

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“After all this time?”

15. The world’s largest Scrabble game.

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In case you happen to have a spare $12K lying around.

16. (Barring that, a walk-by Scrabble board for competitive couples.)

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Get it here.

17. A luggage tag for the world traveler.

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Or the “going home to your mom’s house to do laundry” traveler.

18. Han and Leia bath towels.

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Get them here.

19. A selfie toaster???

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Eat yr noodz.

20. Fox underpants.

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Who needs lacy lingerie when something this cute exists?

21. A pixel heart mug.

It’s dangerous to go alone.

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