If you don’t think you need an automatic donut maker, you’re not being honest with yourself.
1. Mini Kegerator Refrigerator & Draft Beer Dispenser, $159.99.
2. The Authentic Twinkie Maker, $29.95.
What if Hostess shuts down again? WHAT THEN!?
3. Automatic Pancake Maker, $3,700.
4. Egg Cuber, $11.99.
6. 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer, $9.95.
7. Automatic Mini Donut Factory, $149.99.
8. Waffle Bowl Maker, $15.41.
10. Caramel & Candy Apple Maker, $27.95.
11. The Marinade Infusing Meat Tenderizer, $49.95.
12. Sunnyside Egg Shaper, $12.
13. Electric Ice Cream Sandwich Maker, $149.00.
14. Rösle Cherry Pitter, $39.30.
For those mountains of cherries you consume on the reg.
15. Soft Pretzel Factory, $39.94.
16. The Only Three Course Electric Steamer,$249.95.
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Hard to believe there’s only one of these.
17. Electric S’Mores Maker, $49.95.
18. The Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron,$58.95.
Never accidentally eat someone else’s meat again!
19. The Authentic Southern Sweet Tea Brewer,$49.95.
20. Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge, $149.99.
Mother always said, “Only eat food that’s been bathed in a green glow.”
22. The Instant French Fry Slicer, $69.95.
23. Fiesta Series Taco Toaster, $21.56.
24. Electric Rabbit Corkscrew With Built-In Foil Cutter, $58.95.
25. The Frozen Fruit Soft Serve Processor, $69.95.
For those late-night banana sludge cravings.
26. The 10-Egg Steamer, $49.95.
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When have you NOT needed to steam ten eggs at once?
27. The Taste Enhancing Forks, $59.95.
This fork “exploits the relationship between taste and smell by releasing different aromas that enhance the flavors of food.” So…there’s that.
28. The Countertop Snow Cone Machine, $59.95.
Get an amusement park-worthy brain freeze without leaving the comfort of your kitchen!
29. Handpresso Outdoor Espresso Set, $195.
What’s a picnic without espresso? (Answer: Just a meal eaten outside on a blanket.)
31. Brookstone Grill Alert Talking Remote Meat Thermometer, $79.99.
32. The Professional Microbrewery, $45,000.
Become the craft brewer you were meant to be.
33. The Marshall Amp Fridge, $399.99.
Might as well get a guitar while you’re at it!
35. The Only Indoor Rotisserie Turkey Fryer,$279.95.
How did ever you have Thanksgiving before this!?
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