25+ Things That Will Basically Clean For You

Cleaning shouldn’t take so much effort. Or, like, any.

01. A one-step cleaner for your cutlery.

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Just dunk them in and they’re done. Get it here.

02. This remote control mop.

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It’s like a game that you play against your own filth. Get it here.

03. Or this “Microfiber Hop Ball” that dusts as it goes.

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Keep your cat entertained while dusting up it’s fur. Get it here.

04. The dustpan that combs out your broom.

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Never touch those nasty hairballs again. Get it here.

05. This soap dispenser that you don’t even have to lift.

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Lifting or spraying bottles is just too much of a hassle. Get it here.

06. This smart trashcan that does (almost) everything for you.

It’s got hand-free motion-censored opening, is wi-fi connected to send you alerts when it’s trash day and when you’re almost out of bags…

..and there’s a tiny vaccum on the bottom so you’ll never need a dustpan again.

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The only downside: it’s not cheap.

07. Or, this cheaper one that lets you have bags always ready.

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Get it here.

08. This onesie that turns your baby into a mop.

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Questionable parenting choice, excellent lazy choice. Get it here.

09. Or these clean-as-you-go slippers.

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Get them here.

10. This dog soap that comes pre-loaded into a sponge.

11. This window-cleaning robot.

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Get it here.

12. And this tiny robot to clean your phone.

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Ain’t nobody got time for that. Get it here.

13. These Stomp’ N Go carpet cleaning pads.

14. This door mat that absorbs mud.

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The best lazy cleaning hack is to prevent dirt altogether. Get it here.

15. This phone case that cleans your camera every time you open it.

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Get it here.

16. This self-cleaning toilet brush.

17. This keyboard cleaning putty.

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It’s like playing with play dough, but then your stuff is clean. Get it here.

18. This magnetic spot scrubber.

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Clean the inside of glasses and vases without even reaching your hand inside. Get ithere.

19. This one-swipe cleaner for your specs.

20. These gas stove covers.

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Never scrub caked-on pasta sauce again. Get them here.

21. This microfiber tie.

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Don’t bother having a tie AND a cleaning cloth. Get it here.

22. Or this blanket that also cleans.

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And then you can just lay under the dirt. Get it here.

23. This magic wand that kills germs.

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Never touch your dirty surfaces again. Get it here.

24. This toothbrush that screws onto the toothpaste tube.

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Just squeeze-n-go. Get it here.

25. Or this custom 3D-printed toothbrush that cleans your whole mouth in 6 seconds.

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And it should, for $299. Get it here.

26. This corn silk cleaner.

Get it here.

27. These Spaghetti Scrubbers that don’t even need soap.

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Soap is for the weak. Get them here.

28. A body dryer.

For when lifting a towel is just TOO MUCH. Get it here.

29. This DIY bidet wand.

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Yes, that is a robot cleaning its butt with a wand. Get your own here!

Or, there’s always this technique:

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You know, if you happen to own a Segway.

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