20+ Bizarre Things You Can Actually Buy On Etsy

When you think of Etsy, you might think of handmade jewelry, vintage prints, or personalized birthday party decor that came up on a Google search. But did you know Etsy also offers buyers bizarre things like an octopus in a jar and watercolor prints of a T-Rex with the head of Jeff Goldblum? Yes, they sure do!

Etsy has thousands of items classified as “bizarre things.” So whether you have a quirky aesthetic, a unique set of needs, or like to get weird with it now and then, Etsy’s got your back. Here is a list of 20+ oddities, “bizarre things” you can (probably) only find on Etsy.

I hope you like taxidermy.

01. Fetus Soap

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Not sure how clean I’d feel after showering with that, but feel free to buy it here!

02. Taxidermy Frog Purse

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I’m sure you’d be the only one of your friends to have this exciting purse. Be an individual and buy yours here.

03. Rubber Lips Wall Hanging

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Omg, so quirky. Buy it for your home here.

04. Bat Foot Vial Necklace

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Who doesn’t want dead animals’ limbs hanging from their necks? You certainly do — get it here.

05. Creepy Bunny “Rosie.”

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So adorable and not nightmare-inducing at all. Get your new best friend Rosie here.

06. Taxidermy Alligator Foot Back Scratcher

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Exactly what you want for all those itches you can’t reach. Get the dead foot of an animal to scratch your itches here.

07. Fifty Shades Plush Pen!s

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You know you secretly want to order 50 of these just for the great gags. Get them here.

08. Taxidermy Two-Headed Duckling

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It’s pretty creepy but still also fluffy — not to mention it’s doubly cute. Get your little monster here.

09. Shrunken Head

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Get yours here.

10. Taxidermy Standing Pink Rat

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It’s a pink rat standing like it’s in a Western. I mean, who doesn’t want that? Get your little pink friend here.

11. Worm Baby Sculpture

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It’s kind of cute in a weird way. Add a bit of adorable weirdness to your home here.

12. Moose Poop Earrings

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Because everyone wants animal feces dangling from their ears. Get your pretty poo accessories here.

13. Denture Compact

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Now you can check your makeup while you’re out and look super cute and not creepy at all doing it. Get yours here.

14. Nicolas Cage Cheeseburger Art Print

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Add some cute Pinterest-worthy decor to your home. Get it here.

15. Taxidermy Gazelle Chicken

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In case you thought the two-headed ducking wasn’t weird enough. Get your hybrid gazelle chicken here.

16. Glitter Rodent Skull Necklace

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Now you can look both edgy and cute at the same time. Get yours here.

17. Skull and Spines Lamp

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Sure to brighten up your home. Get it here.

18. Human Tooth Bracelet

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Isn’t it just the accessory you’ve always wanted? Get yours here.

19. Taxidermy Chicken Ornament

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Taxidermy has taken a turn, but I’m sure this would look great on your Christmas tree with all the shrunken heads. Get it here.

20. A Pet Cloud

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You better ensure you’re ready to take care of this little cloud. Get your little fluffy new pet here.

21. Barbie Doll Face Ring

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Bringing back all the childhood memories. Get your lovely Barbie face accessories here.

22. Incredible Zit Boy Doll

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The exact kind of lovely plush doll you want to cuddle with at night. Get one here.

23. Crochet Plush Digestive System

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Educational and cuddly — what more could you want? Get it here.

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