50+ Brilliant Tombstones By People Whose Sense Of Humor Will Live Forever

People’s last words stick with us for a long time, but memory fades, and stone doesn’t. Unless you get cremated, and your ashes end up in an ugly urn, your remains get a grave, and together with it – the last opportunity to entertain those who drop by for a visit.

A&D has compiled a list of some of the funniest epitaphs on tombstones, proving that a sense of humor can live forever. From a delicious fudge recipe to an unapologetic joke about religion, these people are non-living examples of the right attitude. Scroll down to check out the deadly funny gravestones and vote for your favorite ones! (H/T)

01. Gay Vietnam Veteran

Ryanhgwu

02. If You Can Read This

eldare

03. Walking Through A Cemetery When All Of A Sudden…

Yolo-swag4jesus

04. I Was Hoping For A Pyramid

Gerri Gray

05. Still There Was Love

06. Visiting My Grandma’s Grave And Found This On A Tombstone Nearby

FilthyMrClean

07. All Dressed Up And No Place To Go

08. Kay’s Fudge

trooper

09. That’s An Unusually Fun Tomb Stone

GallowBoob

10. Finally

11. That’s All Folks

fasdf

12. Pardon For Not Rising

13. This Man’s Tombstone Is A Giant Middle Finger

Mad_V

14. Merv Griffin Grave

Dormant Braincell

15. Go Away

A.J.

16. Ouija Grave

Teresa

17. Hidden Message

Mononc’ Paul

18. I Came Here Without Being Consulted

seekfear

19. Found While Out Planting Flags In The Cemetery For Memorial Day

shadowvox

20. Shit Happens

Moonstone

21. Arthur And His Wife

22. She Always Said Her Feet Were Killing Her, But No One Believed Her

NC Cigany

23. Uncle Walter

Bill Stephens

24. Damn, It’s Dark Down Here

Number

25. She Answered

26. Think Of Me And Smile

Christopher Allen

27. I See Dumb People

28. On The Backside Of Mom’s Headstone

DonGeronimo

29. Found This Gem At The Local Cemetery, When You See It

No_Downvote

30. Daddy’s Language

Family Tree Magazine

31. Sucks To Be Me

32. She’s Surely Going To Hell

Taed Wynnell

33. Do Not Enter

34. My Great Grandfather’s Headstone. I Have Never Met Him, But I Wish I Had

GlobindobinButler

35. Let ‘Er Rip

Pat David

36. Oh, Well

37. Clay Allison Never Killed A Man That Did Not Need Killing

Plazak

38. Nobody’s Perfect

Dormant Braincell

39. Have A Seat

Thomas Dwyer

40. I Do Work For Cemeteries, And This Is One Of The More Bizarre Quotes I’ve Seen On A Headstone

wiskerbiscuts

41. Went In The Hole With This One

42. He Was Right

J. Stephen Conn

43. This Tombstone On A Beach Graveyard

kdbc

44. Steve And Anya Left Something After Them

45. Well, This Sucks

metalsgt

46. I Knew This Would Happen

orping

47. Never Satisfied – Will Be Back

Johan Mathiesen

48. George Spencer Millet

oddthings

49. Don’t You Cry

Tammra M

50. Dad Wanted To Update My Grandparents’ Tombstone To Include My Uncle Who Died This Year. He Sent Sample Text To Show The Font He Wanted For The Names

momonyak

51. The Doctor Will See You Soon

Lizzie Fox

52. Here Lies Pa

53. Found This Tombstone At A Cemetery In Salt Lake City, UT

jake8rann

54. Best Damn Moonshiner

MountainEagleCrafter

55. Gabe Salutes You

Dustin Oliver

56. I Chuckle Every Time I Go To The Cemetery

kudrew

57. Everything About This Tombstone

champagne

58. This Ain’t Bad Once You Get Used To It

GJ Charlet III

59. Good At Pissing People Off

magjo

60. What A Relief

Johan Mathiesen

61. This Tombstone

chippewabear

62. Too Bad, We Had Fun

mercycube

63. Laughing All The Way To The Grave

Michael

64. This Tombstone Was In The Italian Section Of The Park

LVnative

65. It Happens

Paul England

66. The Epitaph

Tyna D

67. There are Only Two Things In Life But I Forget What They Are

Mr. Lopez

68. My Loss, But Your Gain

Connie Lagasse Russell

69. Killed For Making Huge Salad

LVnative

70. A Noisy, Antiquated Teacher

Helly Julie

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