24 Genius Products Your Bathroom Needs Right Now

Your bathroom is a barren wasteland of grime, foul stenches, and distasteful decor. Why not try spicing it up with some of these brilliant products that will make your bathroom a luxurious and alluring facility where people will come from afar to do their business? (H/T)

01. This Wall Mounted Toilet Paper Holder That’s Shaped Like a Cloud

Made from solid concrete, this cloud-shaped toilet paper holder can hold up to 20 rolls of toilet paper or more, depending on how risky you’d like to stack it.

$125.00 Buy Now

02. This Urinal Attachment For Your Toilet

No need to put the toilet seat down anymore… Insert your pee-stick into what looks to be the mouth of some monster, start peeing, and your urine will go down the hose and into the toilet.

$45.00 Buy Now

03. This Device Curves Your Shower Curtain Outward To Give You More Room

The Curvit attaches to any standard shower curtain to give you more room for activities in your shower; plus, there will be no more accidental rubbing up against that nasty grime on your curtain.

$24.99 Buy Now

04. The Slothzilla Shower Curtain

Add a touch of laziness to your morning shower, plus the epic scenery will entertain you while you brush your teeth afterward.

$35.00 Buy Now

05. This Bath Mat Made From Actual Moss

Nothing like the fresh feeling of moss in between your toes the second you step out of the shower.

$Concept Buy Now

06. This Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder

Claim the throne as your own! This medieval knight will do thy bidding as you do thy business.

$62.90 Buy Now

07. This Glow In The Dark Toilet Paper

This glow-in-the-dark toilet paper will light your way as you stumble to the can in the middle of the night after a night at the taco buffet.

$10.99 Buy Now

08. The Polaroid Camera Toilet Paper Holder

Perfect for taking those selfies on the pot, this Polaroid camera toilet paper dispenser will class your bathroom up by giving it a retro feel. (No, it’s not a camera)

$28.00 Buy Now

09. These Guitar And Piano Toilet Seats

When you come back from the bathroom, and someone asks you where you were, you can respond, “I was just dropping a huge solo on my guitar.”

$200.00 Buy Now

10. This Toilet Is Themed After Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s Carl

Yes. That’s just what I want. A bunch of FREAKS is sitting on my FACE.

$Concept Buy Now

11. This Shark Laundry Hamper

Feed those dirty undies to this floor-standing great white underwear-eating machine.

$185.00 Buy Now

12. This Light Saber Toilet Plunger

May the force be with you as you attempt to dislodge this beast. Maybe you can get help from C3-PU, Han Colon, or Boba Fart.

$Concept Buy Now

13. These Toilet Stickers Give You Target Practice

Take your anger out on your boss in the safety of your home bathroom by placing his photo in your toilet with these sticky protective cases.

$9.95 Buy Now

14. This Creepy Shadowy Figure Shower Curtain

Sure to scare the crap out of your wife or kids the next time they enter the bathroom, this creepy shower curtain is perfect for Halloween or everyday use, depending on how much you care about the well-being of your family.

$36.87 Buy Now

15. This iPad Toilet Paper Holder

Sure, who wouldn’t want an exclusive iPad for your bathroom? Although I would suggest using disposable gloves each time you use them, either that or burn them afterward.

$47.19 Buy Now

16. This Sink Faucet Makes A Beautiful Swirl Design With The Water

I keep throwing my wallet at the screen, but nothing seems to happen…

$Concept Buy Now

17. This Game Of Thrones Toilet Wall Decal

With the Game Of Thrones-inspired toilet decal, you can turn your boring porcelain poop receptacle into a glorious iron throne replica that will strike fear into the heart of your enemies.

$25.95 Buy Now

18. This Touchless Toilet Flusher

Make that poo disappear with the wave of your hand. You won’t have to push the flush handle with your foot anymore.

$99.97 Buy Now

19. This Toilet Paper Holder That Notifies You When You’re Low On Toilet Paper

Being trapped on the toilet with no toilet paper is no laughing matter. Although it’s your fault for not looking beforehand. The Roll Scount device notifies you on your smartphone if you’re running low on toilet paper. Never again will you have to waddle your way over the toilet paper cabinet, trusting that your butt doesn’t drop any treats onto the floor.

$49.00 Buy Now

20. This Black Toilet Paper

You don’t need black toilet paper, but you want it. You have no reason to like it, but you want it anyway.

$24.00 Buy Now

21. This Foosball Pole Towel Rack

Instead of just tearing off a pole from your current foosball table and nailing it to your wall, why not just purchase one meant for it?

$156.00 Buy Now

22. This Dog Butt Toilet Paper Holder

The dog butt toilet paper holder is a toilet roll holder that you mount on your wall, and when you need to wipe your ass, dig your hand into the dog’s butthole and pull out some toilet paper to rub on your anus to clean the poop off. Simple as that.

$24.95 Buy Now